If you haven't stayed in a hospital for a bit, an economic downturn
is a perfect time to check in for some professional care. Just like
many malls, some Alberta hospitals have AC and prepared food.
HOSPITAL VACAY
Be Vague for a Longer Stay
To get the most out of your hospital holiday, pick a real or imaginary ailment that
limits invasive testing. Don't drink liquids for a few days before checking in as
dehydration will help prolong your public healthcare getaway.
Ingredients:
• Old reruns of Grey's Anatomy or House
• Google searches
• Health Care Card & Small Suitcase
S U M M E R G E T A W A Y I D E A !
